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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? * Fuck. * Fuck who? * Fuck you."
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"According to all these ""note to self"" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean"
"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""
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"Imagine how much money you could save on vitamins by dying."
"Ughh...7 more hours till I can go home. Oh, sorry, my Canadian friends...7 more Kilometers till I can go home. Or is it liters?"
"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"
"It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
"When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !"