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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potato"
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"How do you know if someone's a vegan? When you ask them ""Are you a vegan?"" and they say ""Yes""."
"I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks."
"""Why aren't you wearing a coat?""""Coats are for pussies.""My mother asks too many questions."
"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"
"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."
"I've pre-planned my funeral to include a 32 minute montage of the times I've accidentally waved hello to someone waving to someone behind me."
"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"
"Save the cheerleader, save Reddit. "