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Joke of the Day

"Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES."

"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."

"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"

"Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken."

"I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier. Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere."

"What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El"

"A pirate made a spoof about his bird. It was Parroty"

"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"

"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."

"Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !"