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Joke of the Day

"My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks ""Starbrights"" and Reese Witherspoon ""Ruth Witherspooks"" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive."

"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"

"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they..."

"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""

"I was wondering what my parents did without the internet and none of my 7 siblings could tell me"

"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."

"-I'm just gonna have 1 drink before dinner -I'm just gonna have 1 drink with dinner -I'm just gnna hav 1 aftdinr drk -I pishd ma pnts gen"

"What do you call a jewish politician's election tactics? A schmear campaign!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"