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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"

"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."

"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"

"Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft."

"Why are pirates so fat? They eat too many cAAARRRRRbs."

"How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it"

"What do you call an affectionate island? Isle of view"

"*2 pieces of bread being held hostage* bread 1: any way you slice it we're toast bread 2: we're dead wheat me: did my breakfast just talk"

"Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?"