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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!"
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"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"
"Where do criminal spiders hang out? The deep web"
"If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making it offensive enough!"
"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"
"Why was six scared of seven?"
"Whoa I'm floating! Am I...dead? ""No it's a dream"" What a relief! Wait. Who said that? Grim Reaper: (mutters) shit Uh nobody go back to sleep"
"During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to sex. Because they all ran away when I offered."
"Me: Sweetie, I think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. Wife: Those are earmuffs."
"Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations."