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Joke of the Day

"The best joke of them all You."

"I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty."

"When interviewer asks to describe yourself > Interviewer1: Describe yourself > Interviewee: HIRED > Interviewer2: [Whispers] Holy shit can she do that?"

"In New York, yelling at someone is demeaning it's de meaning of being a New Yorker!"

"What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?"

"What is Jamaican Pikachu's favorite dance? The Polka Mon"

"What did the prarie dog coach say to his team? Just gopher it."

"It's complicated having sex with hipsters. They don't like things that are ""in""."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub"

"My girlfriend is ridiculously good at deepthroating... It's actually not that great because she only gets to do it when she cheats on me with black guys."