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Joke of the Day
"What did the prarie dog coach say to his team? Just gopher it."
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"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."
"Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore? Because she's taken enough hits."
"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."
"What did the orphan get for Christmas? A family."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"I always carry a flashlight with me. That way, if someone locks me in their car trunk, I can entertain myself with cool shadow puppets."
"When my roommate won't wash the dishes I always leave a note'hey please do the dishes, because I will wash one knife & use it in your sleep'"
"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."
"It's kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there."