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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is ridiculously good at deepthroating... It's actually not that great because she only gets to do it when she cheats on me with black guys."

"Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave"

"My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."

"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them."

"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."

"I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming"

"Why did the snail draw an ""S"" on the side of his car? So that when he drove by people could say, ""Look at that escargot!"""

"religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay"

"What makes a grown man cry? Watching his wife and children die before his eyes."