10061

Joke of the Day

"The Puzzle - I beat a record. - Oh , what? - I managed to do a puzzle in 15 days on which he had written "" from 3 to 5 years."""

Next Joke
 
"Bought shoes from a drug dealer Not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"
"Good cop: u want a drink? Good cop 2: I love your shirt Good cop 3: ur so ripped dude Good cop 4: the bad cops are striking today, handsome"
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."
"Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox."
"What is Alzheimer's? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?"
"What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window? The restraining order"
"59 thousand years ago, six sapiens were bathing and rubbing each other No homo tho"
"Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the ""paws"" button on the VCR."
"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"