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Joke of the Day
"What is Jamaican Pikachu's favorite dance? The Polka Mon"
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"Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack."
"I tried turning my AC off today but couldn't.... Turns out it's hard to stop a Trane."
"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."
"How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard? They'll tell you."
"OC that I came up with whilst daydreaming: Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom? ... because Mao is more of a chair man!"
"What did the cannibal say to his co-worker? You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner."
"The best things in life require no pants."
"wife: how is it outside? me: windy. almost blew one kids hat off and some guy's trying to figure out how to get his smart car out of a tree"
"How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? ""Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."""