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Joke of the Day

"People in my office have this strange habit of naming their food... Yesterday, I had a sandwich named ""Michael""."

"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"

"Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit."

"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."

"A seal walks into a club..."

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""turn left."""

"riddler: check out aquaman's new tweet: ""on my way to destroy the legion of doom with fam"" lex luthor: you follow aquaman? LOL others: LOL"

"A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended"

"Know any jokes about sodium? Na."

"What did the cannibal girl do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt."