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Joke of the Day

"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"

"Hey, do you follow /r/piratejokes? Arr, there's not much to sea!"

"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."

"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."

"I hate how Apple took away the headphone socket all willy-nilly It's like it means jack shit to them"

"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"

"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."

"Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day."