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Joke of the Day

"riddler: check out aquaman's new tweet: ""on my way to destroy the legion of doom with fam"" lex luthor: you follow aquaman? LOL others: LOL"

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"i was going to tell a unemployment joke....... but its not going to work"
"What do French stoners smoke? Oui-d"
"A twelve year old girl finishes her bath in the Atlantic. She goes to her eight year old sister and starts a fight with her. And thus we have Ocean's Twelve vs. Hateful Eight."
"It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus"
"What do you call a greedy roman god? Jewpiter."
"How do you keep a vegan from eating all your dairy? Invite two of them."
"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."
"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."
"What do you call a prepubescent rapist? ... a smooth criminal."