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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal girl do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt."

"Why aren't the people in old timey photos ever smiling? Because they were in constant danger of getting eaten by dinosaurs. READ A BOOK."

"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."

"Gmail replaced the words on its buttons with symbols Which is great for all the illiterate people who use gmail"

"Why is E the only good letter? Because every other letter is not E!"

"So, are you a sub? *he looks into my eyes* What do you mean, like a sandwich?"

"Twitter: What do our users want? Users: An edit button and relief from spam/abuse. Twitter: Novella-length Tweets it is!"

"I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw."

"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."

"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."