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Joke of the Day
"I HATE stereo-types.. Samsung, Sony, Toshiba, doesn't matter. Can't stand 'em."
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"If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back."
"I've got a joke about odd numbers. It's not even funny."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."
"How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V? Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!"
"Clocks in Heaven"
"How do blonde braincells die? Alone. "
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"
"I don't mind the NSA reading my Word documents. It means that at least someone will read the first draft of my novel."