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Joke of the Day
"Know any jokes about sodium? Na."
Next Joke
"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day..."
"Ooh. Remove card RAPIDLY, not RABIDLY. I think I owe the lady at pump 2 an apology."
"I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating."
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Welcome to the jungle. Happy Birthday to you. - Christina Aguilera at a kid's birthday party."
"Why was the African man wearing a wristwatch? He needed to hold up his pants."
"Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you're hot."
"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"
"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."