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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation."

"How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags."

"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."

"What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene? A dent*ist*."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"

"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"

"Lost and confused in an helicopter"

"In Soviet Russia, The LSD take you."

"Q: Where do ghosts live? A: At the dead end."

"Wife: I'll just have a salad. Waiter: and for you, sir? Me: I'll be giving her half of my food."