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Joke of the Day
"I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus."
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"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."
"Kid sounds like the turtle from Finding Nemo http://youtu.be/3yDeag-HzuE"
"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."
"I heard a guy complaining how expensive his wedding is costing him. Boy, he is gonna be real pist when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost"
"Why Does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients."
"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."
"A gorilla was shot I was playing pokemon go and the next thing i knew , a gorilla was dragging me around wtf mom"
"They dont just hate him Chris' family doesn't just hate him, they ate him too"
"Difference between outlaws and inlaws? The outlaws are wanted."