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Joke of the Day

"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."

"Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?"

"What do you call an retarded rich kid? Downstown Abby"

"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"

"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"

"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"

"Best line a wing girl can give: Ranch or blue cheese?"

"You know what's the ultimate form of rejection? When your hand goes to sleep while you're masturbating."