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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar. He goes ""I really shouldn't be walking through a building site"" and leaves."

"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"

"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."

"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."

"When a wife is laughing at her husband's jokes, it means they have guests at home."

"[NSFW] What's a 6.9? Another good thing spoiled by a tampon."

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? Me: Cuz you SMELLED THIS DONUT? *tosses donut out window* Cop: ... Me: Aren't you gonna go get- Cop: Get out."

"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"