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"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"
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"I hired a golf pro to tell me what's wrong with my tee shots He said I was standing too close to the ball, after I hit it."
"Did you hear about the orthopedic surgeon that replaced his knee with a metal implant? You could see the irony...."
"[raises hand in ethics class] So if I see a baby outside at night and nobody's around, is that, like, my problem?"
"What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP"
"I haven't gained weight. I'm just retaining cookies."
"What is the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"
"""I propose a toast"" ""I propose a bagel."" ""Ya bagel, much better."""
"It was called a jumpoline... ... before your mother jumped on it."
"Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barmen says... ""Get out! You're Bard"""