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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful"
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"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist"
"Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection But he told me it was all in my head."
"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."
"What do get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who knocks on your front door and tells you to piss off."
"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."
"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."
"Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*? GEORGE GRASHINGTON!"
"I promised my wife I would make her feel like a princess. She is all locked up in the tower now."
"""Doctor, doctor! I need a new pair of glasses!"" ""I can see that - this is a hotdog stand."""