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Joke of the Day
"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."
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"What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of 'em!"
"A man's sex life is like an oak tree You spend the first part of your life growing up and not doing much. Then later you nut almost constantly for a short period of time, right up until you go bald"
"I think my friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid He says he can stop anytime he wants"
"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"
"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""
"She blew her only chance of ever being with me And we're still together after all these years"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"
"If you're happy and you know it please don't burden me with your fucking joy."
"*texts son ""dont say me"" as wife heads to his bedroom* wife to son: why did you put next years date on your science paper about time travel?"