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Joke of the Day
"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."
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"They say don't drop the soap, they are right. You will slip on it and fall, I have first hand knowledge. Don't worry I'm fine, only a little drain bamage."
"when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said."
"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house? A right a right a right"
"A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks up and shouts at him, ""Hey, where the fuck are you going with my bar stool?!"""
"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"
"What are Mario's pants made out of? DenimDenimDenim"
"I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day."
"I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one."
"Teddy Roosevelt pickup line Ayy girl, Do you want to see my Big Stick Diplomacy in my room? ( )"