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Joke of the Day

"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"

"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"

"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."

"Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like ""Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"""

"Lost 200 pounds. Here's my story. British prostitutes are *expensive.*"

"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."

"a white girl slowly crawls out of her ugg castle, ""it's almost pumpkin spice time"" she growls as she sniffs the air."

"I always disliked my hair but its growing on me."