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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes."

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"My doctor put me on a strict vegan diet, but every Monday I'm allowed a cheat day So I nip out and fuck his wife."
"I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"There are so many songs that tell us how to breathe. It's like musicians and songwriters have never heard of the autonomic nervous system."
"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""
"What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forrest1"
"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"
"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."
"I sent a new girl I'm seeing a picture of my buddy Richard in the middle of the night She didn't appreciate an unsolicited Dick pic..."