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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of predictive text has died His funfair is hello on sundial."
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"How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Say what you want about pacifists"
"I have a bad habit of screaming during rectal exams. It really makes my patients nervous."
"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"
"What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies! I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness."
"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."
"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E"