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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of racist mathematicians? The K^3"

"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"

"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"

"What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup? You can roast beef."

"Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)"

"Me: We need to go. 11: Go without me. 7: Sometimes when parents go without their kids, they get arrested, and I can't let that happen."

"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?"

"I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive. Afterwards they were all shitting bricks."

"How do you disappoint a redditor? Just say ""Ifunny is better than reddit"""

"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!"