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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite video game. Meinkraft"
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"Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae"
"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."
"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."
"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."
"What do you call a threesome with two guys and a girl? ...a DVD."
"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate."
"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."
"Standup comedy is challenging because you have to succeed at competitively describing how unsuccessful you are in life."