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"What's Hitler's favorite video game. Meinkraft"
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"Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill."
"Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it. They were crushed."
"What do you call a British circle jerk? A Union Jack."
"Sorry, I can't make it. Can't find my ""goin out"" sweatpants."
"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""
"I was once told there was nothing positive about the Bubonic Plague I think Malthus would disagree."
"i want to make my racing snail like turbo snail"
"Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and says, ""Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?"" The other one looks at him and says, ""Good thing I'm a helicopter."""
"How do you unload a truck load of puppies? With a pitchfork"