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Joke of the Day

"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."

"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"

"What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant? ""THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"""

"So my wife just hit me with a ""mom joke"". She says, ""oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott""!"

"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."

"*dog runs for president* *dog sits for president* *dog rolls over fo"

"whats the difference between your sister and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it"

"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."

"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."

"Do I like money? $"