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"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"
"Passenger profiled on airplane flight for doing math. I want to know if the profiler is a blonde? Feminist? Liberal arts major?"
"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."
"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""
"ME: Mexican food does NOT agree with me BURRITO: Correct. Your thoughts on middle eastern power structures are banal and imperialist at best"
"Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, ""Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"""
"What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."
"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"
"My friend Eric is having some real issues and shit is real bad for him... He's constipated"