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Joke of the Day

"Do I like money? $"

"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."

"""are you a programmer?"" not really. me is more of an amateur grammar"

"FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends."

"I thought a Vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"Apple announced a breast implant that plays music... The iTit is considered a major social break through since women have always complained that men stare at their breasts but never listen to them."

"Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado."

"*pulls away from kissing* batman, is this why I'm your sidekick?"

"How do you know a black man has been on your computer. It's not there."

"My god said a man while staring at his computer All these jokes are bogus"