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Joke of the Day

"What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant? ""THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"""

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"

"Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV."

"*hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*"

"My friend was like ""hey bring some cd's to listen to on the trip"" and I was like ""where are we going, 2001?"""

"When I was a little kid, I would wait up all night waiting for santa to come. Then there was an awkward silence when he got up, put his pants on, and left."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? World War II."

"I'm training my cats to use the bathroom like people. It really works! [cut to bathroom: two cats do cocaine off the toilet tank]"

"In porn, large breasted women home alone order a LOT of pizza and never have money. They've lots to learn about nutrition & cash management."