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Joke of the Day
"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"
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"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."
"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""
"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."
"I drink twice a year.... When it's my birthday, and when it isn't"
"I tried to blow a hair off my laptop screen so now there's some spit next to the hair."
"Question about storytelling. If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?"
"If you want to work for a company that makes moisturiser, the best thing to do is to apply daily."
"Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites."
"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze."