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Joke of the Day

"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"

"What happen after JFK's assassination? A funeral."

"An Asian man's wife died He couldn't bereave it."

"If only politicians kept their campaign promises... like Harrelson keeps his rampart."

"Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!"

"Did you read the article about the automated journalist? The story writes itself."

"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"

"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."

"[labels account ""18+""] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]"

"I was laying in bed with a hangover It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed. -lee Mack"