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Joke of the Day

"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"

"Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a politician? (NSFW) One will screw you in the asshole The other is an asshole screwing you"

"My dick hangs off to the left a bit. I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed."

"Being attracted to my own flaccid penis really sucks. But it does have its ups and downs."

"So Samsung released a new knife! Its brand new cutting-edge technology"

"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"

"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"

"wife: you're listening to too much theatrical heavy metal Me: behold! The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us"

"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."