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Joke of the Day

"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""

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"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."
"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as I do."
"God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked ""Earth"". The avocado drops out of his sandwich."
"What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races? A feminist"
"My gay friend was up all night studying for his AP tests he was full of AP-ness"
"What's the best part about sex with a 5 year old? Watching them break down on the witness stand."
"Carrot raisin salad. When you want to eat something horrible, 3 times."
"Remember when vampires didn't sparkle, and you killed them rather than french kissed them."