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Joke of the Day
"""That sucked."" -Elephants who just saw The Peanuts Movie"
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"Instead of laughing my ass off, I'm going to start laughing my stomach off. I'd rather lose that."
"LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot Try backing up a bit"
"I call my dick MySpace No one's on it."
"What did one wall say to the other? Meet me in the corner!"
"boy: camp counselor, is it true that in some places they don't wipe after using the toilet? jared: shh... let's not talk while making love."
"Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."
"How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Poker face."
"Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs."
"What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."