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Joke of the Day
"""That sucked."" -Elephants who just saw The Peanuts Movie"
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"Me: This painting really speaks to me. Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs."
"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""
"my grandfather died in the Holocaust he fell off the watch tower."
"Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self.. Where the fuck is my roof??"
"NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money."
"If you're having girl probs, I don't feel bad for you, son/ I've got ninety-nine traits but empathy ain't one"
"There was a pregnant woman.... She was in labor and the doctor said: 'It's labor day!'"
"I ask that my remains me kept in an urn... ...and whoever keeps the urn squirts some lotion in there periodically because you guys know I can't stand being ashy."
"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"