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Joke of the Day

"Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self.. Where the fuck is my roof??"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."

"I watched a gay fish porn the other day... ...it was pretty homoaquatic."

"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"

"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."

"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"

"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."

"What do you say to a girl with a black eye? Nothing. You already told her."

"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."