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Joke of the Day

"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"

"Helen Keler walked into a bar then a table.....then a chair."

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"As my friend confessed, ""My teenage daughter never even talks to me,"" I struggled to conceal my jealousy."

"According to my current parking spot, I'm Chief of Police."

"Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"" and I need some jokes for the pub."

"[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper"

"Why are there no Irish attorneys? None of them can pass the Bar."

"Today's special menu The waiter asked, ""Would you like to hear today's special?"" ""Yes please,"" I smiled. ""Today is special,"" he replied, then walked off."

"The city I live in had its annual incest competition. So I entered my sister."