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Joke of the Day

"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""

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"[snapchat HQ] Boss: anybody got anything good? Guy (who smoked weed instead of working): people with big eyes puking rainbows?"
"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."
"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."
"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"
"How do you get two priest to fight to the death? Throw a small boy between them. How do you kill the other you ask? Throw in Michael Jackson."
"What starts with ""p,"" ends with ""s,"" and is really long? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising."
"What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware? Potato!"