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Joke of the Day

"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""

"My girlfriend said she was cutting off sex for a while. I told her that is fine, we will just have more rape."

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."

"What's a mole's favourite fruit? An Avagadro."

"What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"

"this is a serious question if you have sex with a hoker and dont pay is it shoplifting"

"What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood? Pilot season"

"Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg."