146929

Joke of the Day

"Q: ""How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" A: ""We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."""

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."

"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? ""Together, we can stop this shit."""

"Why did the blond not come out of the shower? Because the bottle said to lather, rinse, and repeat."

"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."

"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."

"Green tea reduces weight* *Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself."

"What do you call someone with a successful life? Certainly not me."

"What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone? A sedimentary."