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Joke of the Day

"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."

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"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"
"Why I Could Never Be Gay As A Man. NSFW I could never fuck something i respect."
"Me: ""The only person I need in my life is you."" Bartender: ""Please stop trying to hold my hand."""
"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"
"Walk into the club like whatup OWW Walk into the mace like what DAMN Walk into the sword like wha *dies* *flunks gladiator school*"
"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."
"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."
"[Followup] I'm not going to drink any more. But I won't drink any less."