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Joke of the Day

"if u watch thamksgiving backwards its about a angry family yeling at each other then the uncle says something racist and everyone calms down"

"There have been many time in 2010, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, bugged you... today I just wanna tell you... I plan to continue in 2011!"

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"Ok son, the bad news is, your dog died while u were at school. The good news however, I found a vape pen in a tree mmmm onion flavor"

"Okay kids don't ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger's houses except on the day we worship the devil."

"What does rappers eat for breakfast? Yo-ghurt."

"I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being."

"What's the dumbest animal in the desert? The Polar Bear"

"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? A woman will blow one every time."