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Joke of the Day
"What does rappers eat for breakfast? Yo-ghurt."
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"What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B"
"Two men walk into a bar knock knock"
"A study shows 95% of black men enjoy sex in the shower the other 5% haven't been to prison"
"School is like a boner.. It's long and hard unless you're Asian."
"I think it works! GUYS! I just invented time travel!"
"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"
"My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five."
"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"
"What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !"