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Joke of the Day

"I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being."

"Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre? He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat "

"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."

"Just saw a shooting star. The crime in this galaxy is getting out of hand."

"My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology So I put her in my new smart fridge"

"i had sex with your mother you see? it's funny because it's true"

"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"

"56% of Brazil is Covered In Rainforest The rest is covered by Manuel Neuer"

"I added Paul Walker on xbox the other day... Too bad he spends all his time on the dashboard. *Courtesy of my cousin*"

"Why are there interstates in Hawaii?"