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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? A woman will blow one every time."
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"Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat."
"this joke off right. Oh! I wish I could go back in time and start"
"The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding... It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!"
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasoreass"
"""Never go to bed angry"" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting"
"I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"Hot Neighbor, you forgot to take your shirt off before mowing the lawn again. Come on. Our imaginary conversation about this was very clear."
"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."
"To sick to work This guy phones in to work, tells his boss he is to sick to come. So the boss says, "" Sorry to hear, how sick are you ? Guy replies, "" Very, I'm in bed with my sister."""