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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business? She told people to stop patronizing her."
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"Hurricane Malt Liquor: Because the power shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a blackout this weekend."
"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"
"hello 911 ""whats your emergency"" there's someone in my home ""are you safe?"" it's a girl ""do you like her"" *starts twirling hair* I dont know"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To go look for his flatmate."
"To be used as an insult or a pick up line for a heavy set woman- ""You don't need to lose weight, you need to gain bone."""
"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"
"That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently."
"[NSFW]Why the Higgs boson is so respected by other particles? He decides who gets some ass."
"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."