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Joke of the Day

"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"

"Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it's tough on Greece."

"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"

"What's the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands."

"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"

"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician."

"My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."

"What's the hardest part of being a paedophile? The dick."

"How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her."