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Joke of the Day

"To be used as an insult or a pick up line for a heavy set woman- ""You don't need to lose weight, you need to gain bone."""

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"I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen."
"Stephen Harper"
"So this lady says: ""Would both of you guys do me at the same time?... ...come on, I double dog dare you."""
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"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."