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Joke of the Day

"Why does Trump hate McCain so much? He heard McCain stayed in a Hilton for 5 years."

"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."

"Paul has a kid It's appalling"

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"

"*Meninist meeting* WOMEN ARE EVIL- *phone rings* Uhh just a second... *picks up phone* Mom not while I'm doing my club! Yes, pizza tonight."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field!"

"Maybe if I answer the door naked the pizza delivery guy won't realize I paid with Monopoly money."

"A young wife was dying... She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I have a confession: I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""