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Joke of the Day
"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."
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"A guy walks out from home... I bet you were waiting for a small line of text. Here ya go."
"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"""Momma momma, why do I keep running around in circles?"" ""Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."""
"Q: Was Jesus delicious?"
"I probably couldn't even keep a picture of a plant alive."
"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."
"The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he's totally destroyed the fence. Figured here's the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter."
"Modern Haircuts by Sean Head"
"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."